Hot town, summer in the city! Back of my neck getting dirt and gritty… If this song resonates with you on a personal level then boy howdy do we have good news for you. You heard about La Nina right? Apparently we are in for a record breaking hot summer. Looks like the west coast and north east are going to get hit with it the worst so you better hunker down and stock up on some ice bags. Or you can be smart and efficient about it and buy our new portable air conditioner. You want to be smart and efficient right? I mean, don’t you?
Our new portable air conditioner is a godsend. It’s about two and a half feet high and has four wheels for easy transportation and angling. It has also has a large exhaust pipe that’s flexible and feeds out of the back. So all you have to do is tuck this baby near some window, feed the pipe out the window, plug it in, and then you’re good to go! Furthermore, the pipe is fitted with expandable slides so you can fill up the whole window space and keep any of that good-good air from getting out. This also cuts down on your energy bill.
Our machine has six buttons on its very simple and easy-use interface. A TIMER, two temperature ARROWS, POWER, MODE FAN. The machine can Cool, Dehumidify, Fan even sleep until use. And it’s not loud either. Most other portable air conditioners sound like you have a jet turbine in your house, but not this bad boy. He purrs like a kitten so you can finally catch up on your sleep or the last episode of Game of Thrones in peace.
Our machine is energy efficient, cost efficient above all, space efficient. Good luck trying to lug those other heavy guys up into your window space. Those suck up your energy bill and over heat more than anything else. Also, if they fall from your window, then the people on the street have more to worry about than a heat stroke.
Our Portable Air Conditionerin is designed from top to bottom to impress. The inner workings of this machine is like an enigma. You ever heard of that “Masterful Design” thing where people believe in God simply because of how unique and crazy the human hand is? It has like a million capillaries and veins and tendons and joints and bones all working together seamlessly and effortlessly. Well, yeah, let’s just say the acclaimed atheist Richard Dawkins is a Church Go-er now… because his local church is cooled off and cared for by OUR portable air conditioner. He’s still an atheist, but at least he’s not a sweaty one.
So just so we’re clear with each other on why this machine is incredible… it’s cost, space, and energy efficient. It’s easy to set up and easier to handle. And while the rest of this city is sweltering, you’ll be chilling and cooling and being the guy/girl all the other guys/girls want to be around.